1. capsicle107:

    I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.

    (Source: smuchshypush, via underthetexassky)

     
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  4. ameicansocialite:

    chekhov:

    shebegb:

    Oh, Mr. Biden!

    Yo I would’ve fucked joe biden

    omg. but i can see why. 

    (via scaryspyce)

     
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  6. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

    (via johnathanocallaghan)

     

  7. glasseskiwi:

    5eva:

    y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

    HORRIFIED SCREAMS

    #I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

    LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

    (Source: uglygirlsassociation, via whitelookingspanishgirl)

     
  8. brogigayo:

    #free linda

    (Source: ladyleigh89, via whitelookingspanishgirl)

     

  9. rumour:

    debby ryan’s face is so punchable look at her shE MAKES ME SO MAD

    image

    (via whitelookingspanishgirl)

     
  10. lawebloca:

    the best ambulance

    (via whitelookingspanishgirl)

     
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  12. embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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    (via iboatedhere)

     
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  15. comic-chick:

    hipnerd:

    This is the same man.

    I think about this a lot.

    (via underthetexassky)